glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

(via thefuuuucomics)


  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

(via kingofbeasts)


digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via imnocaptainyett)



vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via imnocaptainyett)


  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

davijane:

notfading:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

Actually pretty impressive

I was thinking that too!

(Source: porndirector)


green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

(via thefuuuucomics)


ohpardonme:

the-hypnotic:

how can I not reblog this?

Exactly how I should roll out the bed each morning!

ohpardonme:

the-hypnotic:

how can I not reblog this?

Exactly how I should roll out the bed each morning!

(Source: enjoinothing, via littlemisslex)



colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via imnocaptainyett)


pyramidsss-s:

marveloustransformer:

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

^ LMAO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

woah jay-z when back in time

(Source: vinebox, via fvxxk)


starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via imnocaptainyett)


voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via imnocaptainyett)



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